christapher: Come on, @krystalmac, Poop John Paul. Now that's funny.
christapher: Come on, @krystalmac, Poop John Paul. Now that's funny.
View Articlezacharyxbinks: Also, I am realizing what a chump I am, again. This is the...
zacharyxbinks: Also, I am realizing what a chump I am, again. This is the result of daydreaming, flights of fancy, and entertaining the imagination. Tsk.
View ArticleFakeeEtiquette: Politely express your sympathy for someone who has been pwned...
FakeeEtiquette: Politely express your sympathy for someone who has been pwned on the Internet with a compassionate "burn lol."
View Articleajperdomo: Im a nice guy, wheres my nice girl?
ajperdomo: Im a nice guy, wheres my nice girl?
View ArticleLord_Voldemort7: #confessionhour I am gossip girl. You know you love me. xoxo
Lord_Voldemort7: #confessionhour I am gossip girl. You know you love me. xoxo
View ArticleLord_Voldemort7: Yes, Helena Bonham Carter's wearing different colored shoes...
Lord_Voldemort7: Yes, Helena Bonham Carter's wearing different colored shoes on the red carpet. You know why? Because evil does whatever the hell it wants.
View ArticleLord_Voldemort7: Dear Diary, I should have made Bin Laden into a horcrux...
Lord_Voldemort7: Dear Diary, I should have made Bin Laden into a horcrux instead of you. Apparently nobody can find him.
View ArticleLord_Voldemort7: Writing tweets in caps locks will not mask the fact that...
Lord_Voldemort7: Writing tweets in caps locks will not mask the fact that you're stupid.
View ArticleLord_Voldemort7: Snape just said he can't go out to cause mayhem because he's...
Lord_Voldemort7: Snape just said he can't go out to cause mayhem because he's sick. Boo, that whorecrux!
View Articlejordankerzee: This is how you spell a lot. This is an Alot. http://t.co/ZdijCXf
jordankerzee: This is how you spell a lot. This is an Alot. http://t.co/ZdijCXf
View Articlejakebone: I peed on a kitten today #whoops #cattweet
jakebone: I peed on a kitten today #whoops #cattweet
View ArticleFakeeEtiquette: It is polite to eat your cinnamon by the tablespoon and...
FakeeEtiquette: It is polite to eat your cinnamon by the tablespoon and without complaint.
View Articlechristapher: "You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you can eat half...
christapher: "You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you can eat half and save the rest." —My Dad.
View Articlebjerkebjoy: I am fully planning on being asleep at 6. #napture
bjerkebjoy: I am fully planning on being asleep at 6. #napture
View ArticleT3hJohnson: Is that an inappropriate hashtag, #orareyoujusthappytoseeme?
T3hJohnson: Is that an inappropriate hashtag, #orareyoujusthappytoseeme?
View Articlechristapher: My Friday is more interesting than your Friday. http://t.co/VpjGWp7
christapher: My Friday is more interesting than your Friday. http://t.co/VpjGWp7
View Articleletskillrobots: @T3hJohnson CO-WINNERS!!! @jordankerzee @krystalmac
letskillrobots: @T3hJohnson CO-WINNERS!!! @jordankerzee @krystalmac
View Articlecadecargill: Oh, my flesh and blood are traitors to you now. Oh my God, what...
cadecargill: Oh, my flesh and blood are traitors to you now. Oh my God, what am I doing here?
View Articlealyssagrier: "Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange...
alyssagrier: "Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead."
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